Smells like my sex life - CANDLE
Zero fragrance. Maximum clarity.
A minimalist, deadpan statement piece designed for those who appreciate high-end aesthetics and dry humor. Hand-poured with 100% natural soy wax, this candle offers a clean, odorless burn that lets the typography do all the talking.
Details:
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Scent: Unscented
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Wax: 100% Natural Soy Wax
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Vessel: Clear Glass Jar
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Burn Time: ~40+ hours (8 oz)
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Features: Clean-burning cotton wick, minimalist serif typography
Perfect for coffee tables, bedside stands, or as a hilariously honest gift.
More details
- Soy wax
- Cotton wick
- 3.76″ × 3.13″ (95 × 79 mm) glass vessel
- Product weight: 1.2 lbs (570 g)
- Unscented, has a pleasant natural aroma
EU GPSR Product Information:
- Manufacturer contact information
- Name: MYKONOS
- Email: contact@support.mykonos.fun
- Postal address: PO Box 5696 Santa Monica, CA 90405
- Additional information: This product is made for adults. Meets the fire safety requirements. 2 year warranty in EEA and UK, established by Directive 1999/44/EC.
Size & Fit
- 3.76″ × 3.13″ (95 × 79 mm) glass vessel
- Product weight: 1.2 lbs (570 g)
Quality Guarantee & Returns
- Quality is guaranteed. If there is a print error or visible quality issue, we'll replace or refund it.
- Because the products are made to order, we do not accept general returns or sizing-related returns.
